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A MAN cut off his own penis with a large knife in front of diners at a busy London restaurant.
Witness Stuart McMahon, who was eating at Zizzi in the Strand with his girlfriend on Sunday, told the Sun: "This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.
"Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.
"Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it."
Police said a man in his 30s was taken to a south London hospital where his condition was stable today.

http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21611676-5001028,00.html



HOLIDAY, Fla. - A Cinderella story it isn't. There is a mysterious shoe and a fitting to find its rightful owner. There's even a wedding. But, at least for the shoe's alleged owner, there is no happily ever after.

The story begins at 1:34 a.m. about 100 miles west of Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom when a Ford van plowed into the bathroom of a house in suburban Holiday. Residents Sandy McCombie and her fiance Michael Toth watched the van's driver flee across their front lawn — leaving a shoe behind.
The Florida Highway Patrol was investigating the crash about an hour later when 43-year-old John Glen Aquista of Holiday walked up to the scene.
The Pasco County man was bloody, wearing boxer shorts and, most importantly, shoeless. His injuries looked a lot like he smashed his face into a steering wheel, investigators said. Aquista "denied any involvement in the traffic crash," a Florida Highway Patrol report said. The van wasn't his, but it was registered to the address where he lived, the FHP said.
When a trooper asked him to slip on the wayward shoe, "it was a perfect fit," the FHP said.
Aquista was charged with leaving the scene of an accident involving property damage and driving without a valid license. He was being held in the Pasco County jail on $1,250 bond Monday, jail records show. It was not clear if he had an attorney.
McCombie, 46, and Toth, 39, plan to get married on Friday.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070423/ap_on_fe_st/cinderella_crash;_ylt=AkW9acTxMnB8i6wAVIHHQV7MWM0F
 

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this picture received the most downloads of the ones that i have posted right now.get it while it is here as i have to delete some in order to post new ones!
 

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What is not gay? Just curiuos. also, are you fat?

It's funny the fat question is how Levistep started out bashing me or it might have been a height question either way it was weak.
Play along your insults and comments will get a lot better.
Levi is 100x better than he was a year ago.
Don't worry I'll help your lame comments turn into clever jabs and witty retorts.
I'd give you private lessons but I wouldn't trust being alone with you...You know what I mean...then I wouldn't have to have the awkward "Lets just be friends" talk with you.
 

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What is not gay? Just curiuos. also, are you fat?

You are an obvious fucking meathead. All you ever talk about on this forum is "how good looking, muscular, lean, tan, etc etc"

Listen dude, this is a men's(for the most part) posting forum. Nobody could give a shit what you look like. Quit trying to talk yourself up. Half the people on here say they are lean and muscular because guess what? THEY CAN. You can be whoever you want behind a computer screen but it doesn't change the fact that NOBODY HERE GIVES A FUCK you yeast infected butt cum piece of shit.
 

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You are an obvious fucking meathead. All you ever talk about on this forum is "how good looking, muscular, lean, tan, etc etc"

Listen dude, this is a men's(for the most part) posting forum. Nobody could give a shit what you look like. Quit trying to talk yourself up. Half the people on here say they are lean and muscular because guess what? THEY CAN. You can be whoever you want behind a computer screen but it doesn't change the fact that NOBODY HERE GIVES A FUCK you yeast infected butt cum piece of shit.

6' 205. Want a picture of me without my shirt on?

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I'll go first!!!

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